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So I go up to this vending machine.
Im real happy because I see a button saying “Orange Crush” and I really friggen love Orange Crush because it has a theme song. Who doesn’t love singing “I’ve got my spine I’ve got my orange crush” when they have an Orange Crush???
SO I go over to get my soda. I put the dollar in. I press the button very dramatically…. AND BAM.
A MOTHERPOTATING SUNKIST CAN COMES OUT.
MY DREAMS ARE CRUSHED.
I WANTED MY FRIGGEN ORANGE CRUSH!
I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS.
I am infuriated.
This is injustice.
sunkist tastes like shit compaired to crush too its like compairing diet to regular
I KNOW RIGHT IT TASTES LIKE BUTT
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
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for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on any of us”. like who the fuck is justin. why should you care. you do not care. you are trying to peacefully spend your afterlife as best you can. fuck that board. fuck those kids. fuck justin